h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

yesplasticbag:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

that’s not a fun fact

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)